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KP - A Bad Girl

This is currently my most-viewed submission. It is a fanart based on Kim Possible, a Walt Disney animated series.

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A gallery that started back in 2004. It mostly contains Fan Arts about Kim Possible, a 2002-2007 Disney animated series. Characters from My Life as a Teenage Robot (Nickelodeon) and American Dragon: Jake Long (Disney) are also featured. The distinctive art style of those shows influenced me a lot and Vesuvius, an original project which I'm working on, is the proof.

Desktop - Maelstrom II

I'm NOT dead!

Fri Dec 28, 2007, 11:54 AM
  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Watching: House
  • Playing: Zelda: Wind Waker
I can't believe it, I'm writing a journal entry after months of absence! Well, I wasn't actually completely absent, since I saw many of the deviations that my friends have uploaded.

During these months, I've discovered a more than awesome italian comic, Wondercity. It looks so good and dark at the same time that I'm looking for it in every place / website! The comic takes place in the mysterious Africa of 1930s, in the fictional city of...Wondercity (of course), where most of the world's most intelligent scientists work together. However, many villains want to steal the city's advanced technology in order to take over the world...

Another awesome thing I saw was the Kim Possible Season 4 Finale (the real series finale): Graduation was great, I loved every minute of it! I'll miss KP, though I'm not going to fight for a 5th Season (it would become too repetative for me...).

Overall, I think I'm finally back, but new deviations will be probably rare. Also, the friend list is not going to be updated: do not take this in the wrong way, I would like to do a list, but there are just too many watchers. I'll just say "thanks for all the fav and watch!".

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  • Current Residence: Naples, Italy
  • Favourite artist: Stephen Silver, Stefano Turconi
  • Operating System: Windows XP (for now...)
  • Favourite game: Super Mario Galaxy, SimCity 4
  • Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo DS, Wii
  • Personal Quote: "Whatever..."
  • Tools of the Trade: Xara Xtreme, Photoshop -occasionally

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Oh, hey.

Your gallery is awesome and I love it to pieces k?

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"Can you turn up the bass?"
Sorry gurl, I can't hear in this place--
"I have a request that I'd like to make!"
Well, what you wanna hear gurl? Shake like an earthquake?
Hello! I haven't visited you in a while... How about a weekend joke? :iconthefonzplz:

"After a troublesome expedition into the chinese jungle, one of the men of the mission gets lost. Three weeks have passed and his only food has been some wild fruits and plants that he finds. Now, he is weak, tired and he has been sleeping inside caves or under trees.

One afternoon, he finds an old house between the trees, almost entirely covered by a huge vine. It's the only building in the area and the smoke that is coming out from the chimney indicates that the owner of the house is at home.

Without hesitation, he comes close to the house and knocks on the door. A very old chinese man, with a beard that almost touches the floor, comes out and greets him. Then, this old man asks the traveler: "What do you want?"

The traveler responded: "I have been lost for almost three weeks. I haven't been able to sleep or eat since then. I would thank you, eternally, if you could give me some food and a bed, only for tonight."

The chinese elder thinks for a moment and then says: "I will offer you food and I will let you sleep in my house, but with a condition: DO NOT TOUCH MY GRANDAUGHTER"

The traveler was terribly exhausted and hungry, and accepted: "I promise that I won't cause any trouble to you. Tomorrow by the early morning I will leave"

"Very well, but if I ever discover that you didn't keep your promise I will apply you the three worst Chinese tortures that the world has ever seen!"

"Don't worry, you have my word of honor" said the man as he entered the house. Besides, he was wondering what kind of woman could live with such a cranky old man in the middle of the jungle?

That night, after taking a bath, the traveler went downstairs for dinner. It was there when he saw her. The grandaughter of the chinese old man was an incredibly beautiful young woman, gorgeous just like a pearl. He couldn't remove his gaze from her, neither she could from him.

After dinner and when everybody was in their respective bedrooms, the traveler came out from his bedroom and went towards the one of the grandaughter. He spent almost all the night with her, trying to remain as silent as he could. After finishing, he returned to his room, thinking: "man, after this heavenly experience, I'm willing to endure ANY chinese torture"

The next morning, he felt a terrible weight resting on his chest, and he woke up. When he opened his eyes, he discovered a huge rock on top of him. On one of the sides of the rock, an inscription could be read: "Chinese Torture 1: A 70 kilogram rock on your chest"

"What a silly and innocent torture!" he thought as he removed the rock and threw it over the open window.
Just before the rock abandoned his fingers, he could see another inscription: "Chinese Torture 2: The rock is tied to your left testicle"

The rock was already falling and the rope was starting to stretch... Desperate, the man decided to jump after the rock as he thought: "From this height, I will certainly break one of my legs, but I won't lose my nut"

He jumped and he was already in the air and falling, well past the window when he turned around to see that in the wall was a third inscription: "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle, tied to one of the legs of the bed"

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"If mankind does not put an end to war, war will put an end to mankind" John F. Kennedy, Democrat
May I ask for you messenger?
thx for the watch!

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I :censored: Mtv!!!! U DIE NOW!!!
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I :censored: Mtv!!!! U DIE NOW!!!
Join and be part of my KP contest, more info in my journal!!! :D

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